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Keep all string, thread, yarn, dental floss and rubber bands out of reach. If swallowed, these items can cause intestinal blockage.
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Sir Roanoke P. Fiddlyseed, Duke of Verisimilitude, and Eorl of the Hamlet of East New Brunswick First think of a Title, such as: Senator, President, Captain, Admiral, Delegate, Sir, Dame, Professor, Officer, Officer of the Law, Doctor, His Holiness, Her Holiness, General, His Purple Majesty, so on and so on.
Cap'n Patches McPegleg, Terror of 5 of the 7 Seas Choose a first name, something interesting, aka: not Fluffy, Rover, Bruiser, Pookie, Cuddles. Choose something awesome like Zelda, Seasame, Victor, or Roanoke.
Officer of the Law Finnigan O'Hoolihan Choose a last name. Not your own last name either, unless you have an awesome one. Something like Fiddlyseed, Peppermeister, Sneaksfield, Pancakes, O'Hoolihan, or Shinysides.
Professor Seasame A. Sneaksfield, Purveyor of Miracle Elixirs and Olde Tyme Remedies Add further titles or suffixes, like "the third" or "Eorl of East New Brunswick" or "Purveyor of Miracle Elixirs and Olde Tyme Remedies"
